Psychosis: Hello there, it's me. Since you're my lawyer, you simply have to know this. I've killed some people, uhh, actually a lot of people. There were these uptown girls from this apartment below mine, then some, uhh, 5 or 10 homeless people...uhh...I forget how much, then there was this pretty blonde i met on a blind date.....uhh, dumped her body behind some donut shop near Central Park...then I killed my old girlfriend....I used a nailgun for the first time...uhh...I felt dominating for the first time....later that night I killed this old faggot who was walking in the park with his grand-children....did those kids look scared to see what I did. I cornered those kids near some alley and took my time scraping their necks one by one....uhhh....then I had to kill this girl with a chainsaw, bitch almost got away...her body is dissolving in my bath tub right now...uhh...I really don't want to leave out on anyone here....I think I killed 20...uhh..wait..uhh...40 people, I really don't remember..So..you must be thinking I'm a pretty sick guy eh....uhh...I'll be at Freddy's bar this evening...uhh....keep your eyes open...
(pretty brunette hitting on Psychosis)
Brunette: Hey there...can I buy you a drink?
Psychosos: I want you to clean your dirty cunt...you're a ugly fucking whore...I'm gonna carve your face with my knife and play around with your guts....(brunette walks away)
(whore curling up in Psychosis' bed reaches out for watch)
Psychosis: Get your hands off my watch! (bites off her finger and throws them in the fish bowl)
Psychosis: I cannot eat, I'm on a diet.
Mother: Are you crazy, look at you...you're so handsome, how thin do you wanna get?
Psychosis: I can always look better if I'm thinner Momma..
Mother: Shall I cancel the reservation for dinner tonight, I don't want you to lose your will power?
Psychosis: Oh that's okay momma, I suck at controlling that anyways....
Psychosis: Uhh...there is only an idea to Psychosis...only an abstract...there is no me...only my entity..uhh...illusions perhaps...uhh...I'm not very good at hiding my cold gaze...and the feeling of my flesh gripping yours...uhh...may be then perhaps...uhh...our lifestyles can be better comparable...but I am never there...
Waiter: Would you like to see some of our specials, Sir.....Sir....Sir!
Psychosis: Uhh...no...uhh...not if you still plan on keeping your spleen....
Psychosis: I've got all the features possible a human being ought to have, a face, hair, blood, flesh, skin...uhh...but why do I lack in emotions? Identified, clear emotion...but greed and disgust seem to be my last companions...uhh..something is going horribly wrong inside of me...uhh...I am allowing my mask of sanity to fade away...
Psychosis: Ed Gein was a very funny man...whenever he looked at a woman, he only thought of two things....one part of him wanted to take her out, treat her nice, take care of her...*wind blows*
Jackie: Never knew he could think so nice!
Psychosis: The other part of him would think what it would be like to see her head on a stick...hahahahahaha
Psychosis: We should stop seeing each other Jackie...
Jackie: But that can't be done...your friends are my friends and my friends are yours...how will that work....you have something...
Psychosis: uhh...I have been thinking about that...uhh...you can have them all...
*ATM machine orders Psychosis to feed him a stray cat to which Psychosis kindly obliges*
Psychosis: Here kitty kitty kitty.....
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